1. We’ve got March Madness! Not that kind! The other kind! The one with tubas and stuff!
And we’re starting off with the March King, John Philip Sousa. 
Photo: Hulton Archive/Getty Images

    We’ve got March Madness! Not that kind! The other kind! The one with tubas and stuff!

    And we’re starting off with the March King, John Philip Sousa.

    Photo: Hulton Archive/Getty Images